Fear Me

A hooker just popped out of my fridge, This wasn’t advertised…. Should I be scared?

tachyonfunball:

This meme will never get old.

HAHAHA

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you! 
Boy: I love you more! 
 *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* 
Girl: Where is he? 
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart? 
Girl: (Starts crying) 
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

hotcunts:

Wanna snuggle?

YOU BETCHA I DO !!!

adamferriss:

Atop Pt. Dume rock looking North.

lgmothermonster:

“I’m Lady Gaga”